Join the her(d)

Want to redirect your tax bill into something sacred?

We’re accepting donations now. All tax-deductible.

The Church is building around three pillars:

Cowntent: from cash cow crypto courses to stand-up sermons

Cowmmerce: our CowCertification system aligns with products and partners that are good for the planet, good for women

Cowmunity – a growing Community with plans for real-world gatherings in spa-like spaces.

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Is This a Joke or Is This for Real? Yes! Both.

The Church of Women is a playful send-up of the oldest boys’ club in history. But it’s also very real: We’re registered 501(c)(3) nonprofit, and yes, we’re preparing to file for official church status.

Why A Church? Because religious perks are divine:

• Untouchable donations: Tax-deductible for givers, tax-free for us - even if it’s Holy tampons & sacred HRT

• Land use perks: Need acres for “worship”? Translation: yoga retreats, sound baths, and goat therapy count.

• Tax exemption: megachurches buy jets tax-free, we can fund spa days.

• Import duty exemptions: Holy wine, sacred chocolate, tax-free candles- blessed be customs loopholes.